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Killer Clowns On Loose In El Salvador: Unregistered Ones

by | 15th, June 2010

IN El Salvador, beware the imposter clowns. The imposter clowns kill. You’ll die laughing:

About 100 professional clowns who make money by performing on public buses marched through the Salvadoran capital Thursday to protest the killing of a passenger by two imposter clowns …

“We are protesting so that people know we are not killers,” said professional clown Ana Noelia Ramirez. “The people who did this are not clowns. They unfortunately used our costume and our makeup to commit a monstrous act.”

The War On Clowns, PC Konk And Other Big Shoe Wearers

The protesters – wearing oversized bow ties, tiny hats and big yellow pants – marched down San Salvador’s main street in an effort to both entertain and educate passersby. Several held signs insisting that real clowns are not criminals.

Clown-union leader Carlos Vasquez says he plans to issue IDs to all real clowns and urge police to detain those who do not have them.

It’s always the clown.

Spotter: Tim Blair

Posted: 15th, June 2010 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink