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X Factor Auditions In Pictures: Konnie Huq’s Rhyme And Reason At London Trials

by | 22nd, June 2010

THE X Factor is back. Well, almost. Before the procession of the hopeless, hapless and shaggable, new Xtra Factor host and rhyming slang illustrator Konnie Huq was speaking to people in the crowd at the X Factor auditions at the ExCel centre in London.

What did she say? Dunno. But we imagine it to be an incantation that reduces the contestants’ last remaining brain cells to a compliant mush that allows them to be ridiculed by a panel of smirking judges and not respond with ultra violence.

We then tried to work out why everyone with a sob story is always good enough to go through and take their dead twin nationwide and are not crap, so making Simon and his disciples look like utter ***** when they laugh in their faces?

Why? Why? Why you try and work that out, here are the pictures:

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Xtra Factor host Konnie Huq speaks to people in the crowd at the X Factor auditions at the ExCel centre in London.



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