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Angelina Jolie’s Naked Kindergarten Romps

by | 29th, June 2010

ANGELINA Jolie would like to tell us about her erotic play while a student at kindergarten:

“I created a game called kissing the boys and then we’d make out with them and take our clothes off.”

Year later she met Maddox. She held him in her arms. He was not naked, but he could have been:

“He was asleep. They put him in my arms and he stayed asleep. I thought he was narcoleptic.”

Maybe he’d just been listening.

“Then he opened his eyes and I stared at him and I started crying and he smiled.”

And the clouds moved from the face of the Earth and there was peace and goodwill to all Brangeloonies in this Brave New World…

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Angelina Jolie appearing in the film Mojave Moon. Half Length.



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