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Why Aren’t Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Divorcing, Ask NoTW And Enquirer?

by | 22nd, July 2010

AND so it came to pass that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt did slay the News of the World. Back in January, the paper told readers that Jolie and Pitt were going to their separate orphanages in a divorce that would see world split and heavens divided.

We called it as nonsense. The happy couple laughed it off. Who cares what other people think when you have love?

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Pitts Over,” said the NoTW. And it is. The story was wrong. News Corp will pay damages to Jolie and Pitt. All monies will be donated to the Jolie-Pitt Foundation.

It is Anorak’s belief (taken in good faith) that money will fund a home for Ex NoTW hacks and National Enquirer headline writers.

You will not read about Jolie and Pitt splitting up ever again. The tabloids will need to create new news from nothing. Look out for tales of Pitt and Jolie being in love, really in love, madly in love, deeply in love and lots and lots on Mel Gibson and debates on why Jolie and Pitt are so happy…

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt during the premiere of the new movie from The Weinstein Company "Inglourious Basterds", held at Grauman's Chinese Theatre, Los Angeles



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