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The True Story of Kerry Katona and Peter Andre’s Love ‘Romance’

by | 20th, August 2010

KATIE Price and Peter Andre have announced a “HOT DATE”. Well, so says the Star. Katona and Andre have history of romance in the Star:

March: “KERRY’S SECRET NIGHT WITH ANDRE” (Star)

We were told:

KERRY Katona has enjoyed a second night with the latest man in her life – hunky Peter Andre.

Love was brewing as two of Can Associates’ clients met by office lights…

Katie Price career in pictures (NSFW)

APRIL: “YES WE LOVE EACH OTHER”.

So announced the Star’s headline. And we were thrilled. The romance moved on apace:

“KERRY & PETE’S SECRET LOVE NEST REVEALED”.

Know that:

Kerry Katona is “house-hunting for a lovenest so she can be nearer to Pete.”

Long-distance affairs never work.

Me And My Chest: Peter Andre’s Career in Pictures

But someone was not so happy. We leant in the Star that Katie Price was “consumed with anger” of the “budding romance”.

OK! magazine then got wind of the love. It told readers of:

“INTIMATE DINNER DATES & FAMILY PLANS”

The media interest was bubbling over. Kerry and Peter needed to escape the glare of the Star and its sister organ OK!. We duly received via the Star:

“KERRY’S SECRETS HOLS WITH PETER.”

Kerry “begged” Peter to go on holiday with her “sensationally telling him: ‘I need you”.

This led to:

LOVESTRUCK Kerry Katona is hoping the Easter break will bring her a new baby with her secret lover Peter Andre.

Then on April 15, we got shocking news in the Star:

“They have both informed us that this is completely untrue.”

MAY: OK! magazine showed us photo of Katona and the headline:

“YES, I AM IN LOVE.”

Adding:

“PETE’S MY SWEETHEART.”

June:

OK! magazine had Peter Andre illustrating the news:

“FOR THE FIRST TIME ABOUT HIS ONE-NIGHT STAND” –

And there was Kerry to tells us about her man:

“SORRY PETE – ADAM’S A REAL LAUGH”

August:

So now we get news via the pen of Jerry Lawton of this “HOT DATE”. And the hot date is that the “golden couple” (surely tangerine? – ed) are to star in “one of telly’s top shows”?

And that “top show” is… Dancing On Ice.

And with that all credibility snaps…

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