The Apprentice: Stuart Baggs The Brand And Other Scars On A Cow’s Arse
THE Apprentice: STUART Baggs is “The Brand” – he’s a scar on a cow’s arse. Stuart has a “rainbow of skills”. Stuart Baggs was also the first person to call Surrr Alan Lord Sugar. Because that’s what brands do.
It’s week one of The Apprentice and we’ve got some great lines and a hate figure to enjoy:
Dan Harris, who the image of Prince Andrew passing a Guy Ritchie–shaped tiepin; and who have never been the same since Robson Green went it alone:
“Who is doing the MINCING?! Who IS doing the mincing? WHO is doing the mincing.”
Our money was on Louis Spence.
Dan also has bright blue eyes – as do many of the contestants. Does blue-sky thinking make your eyes shine blue? Discuss.
Melisa Cohen (Dennis Pennis’ little sister – Denise Pennis) to the girls: “Grab your costs and get some meat.”
Voiceover: “Paloma’s bangers are overstuffed with pricey meat.”
Fnar!
But all eyes on Stuart Baggs, a James Cordon look-alike with a tagline:
“I’m Stuart Baggs the brand. Everything I touch turns to sold.”
Fetch the irons…
Posted: 6th, October 2010 | In: TV & Radio Comments (7) | TrackBack | Permalink
