Paul And Rachel Chandler: The Recession-Proof Somali Diet

PAUL and Rachel Chandler are free from the recession-busting Somali pirates after year in the tropics. Says Mr Chandler:

“We are rather skinny and bony but we’re fine.”

Good news, then, for you budding models and TV stars who can enrol on Anorak’s Somali Fashion Course for a fee yet to be arranged but which must be delivered in a brown paper bag in used US dollars…

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Jill Marshment, sister of Paul Chandler, speaks to the media at her home near Tewkesbury. Paul and his wife Rachel are feared to have been taken captive by Somalian pirates on the yacht they were sailing from the Seychelles towards Tanzania.

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Posted: 15th, November 2010 | In: Reviews Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink