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David Cameron Sex Doll Dines With A Bear And A Woolf In Guildhall: Photos

by | 16th, November 2010

WITH Prime Minister David Cameron to the Lord Mayor’s Banquet at the Guildhall in the City of London. Dave is all for happiness. He wants a happiness audit for the place Tony Blair called UK Plc.

There are more things than money, says Dave, as he sits in his white tie and tails amid the City money mules. But is he right? Is money not the route to happiness? Dunno. Maybe Dave can lend us a million and let us find out? If he’s right, then we will be the first to applaud him. If he’s wrong, then we’ll have had a terrific time and the money to cover the damages.

Two more things about the bun fight:

1. The Sheriff of London is called Fiona Woolf; the Mayor of London is called Michael Bear, and his wife the Lady Mayoress is Barbara Bear. The merchandising opportunities are huge.

2. Is Dave made of wax?

3. Is he now his own sex doll?

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Prime Minister David Cameron arrives for the Lord Mayor's Banquet at the Guildhall in the City of London.



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