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Kim Kardashian Is Dead: Necrophiliacs Rejoice (Photos)

by | 30th, November 2010

STOP all the c*ocks. Kim Kardashian is dead. Necrophiliacs rejoice! She’s in an open coffin, so knock yourself out. But Kardashian can be revived.

She’s dead for to mark World AIDs Day. Until $1milion is raised for Keep a Child Alive, Alicia Keys’ charity, Kardashian fans will not be able to follow her pneumatic adventures on Twitter.

Also dead are Lady Gaga, Justin Timberlake and Justin Bieber tribute act Usher. Says the blurb:

“Kim sacrificed her digital life to give real life to millions of others affected by HIV/AIDS in Africa and India. Visit BuyLife.org or text ‘KIM’ to ‘90999’ to buy her life now.”

If we didn’t know Kardashian better we might suppose this was an ironic way to show how the news media exploits tragedy to produce mourn porn for the people tuning in at home. But then we look again and see that it’s another shot of Kardashian looking sexually available, albeit for Africa…

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