Anorak News | Cash4Gold’s Letter To MC Hammer Fan Mr Haberny

Cash4Gold’s Letter To MC Hammer Fan Mr Haberny

by | 6th, December 2010

MR Haberny is no friend for Cash4Gold, the site when you can turn your gold into CASH. Avoid the hassle of pawn shops and the man in the pub by sending your gold trinkets to Cash4Gold and waiting for the paper to roll in.

(Click image to read the missive.)

The site is endorsed by no less of an expert in gold than MC Hammer. Mr Haberny has some shiny stuff he wasn’t to turn into cash. Mr Haberny has been harvesting gold the world over. But he does not just want cash. He wants an “ungreased backdoor; Hammertime love making session”.

He also wants Ed McMahon to host his birthday party at McDonald’s. Mr McMahon is dead, but may need the work. Cash4Gold have issued Mr Haberny with a letter telling him they will never write to him again. But, thankfully, the bothered to write to him at all…

Spotter: JWZ

Posted: 6th, December 2010 | In: The Consumer Comment | TrackBack | Permalink