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Wayne Rooney’s Hooker Helen Wood Shags Chelsea Star And Darth Vader

by | 17th, April 2011

HELEN Wood says she “bedded” Wayne Rooney’s teammate at Manchester United.

As ever Wood is not named but given a Rooney-related title. The NoTW says on its front page:

“WAYNE HOOKER TELLS ALL.”

We know her to be Helen Wood, and she will tell us that she has shagged “Roon’s Man U team-mate, a Chelsea star, 3 actors, a judge, a politician, top cop & a VIP!”.

She also shagged three truckers, 19 mini-cab drivers, Darth Vader, six dwarves (but not Doc – too kinky), Louis Armstrong, the Shah of Persia, an adult baby called Boo, a partidge in a pair tree, Spiderman, 32 doctors, 23 headmasters, 11 naughty schoolboys, Prince Charming, Tarzan and a middle aged man with adult acne, allegedly.

So long pay your money, you can be whoever you want to be…

Jenny Thompson

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