Daily Express Honours Princess Diana By Calling Kate Middleton A Bitch
FOLLOWING yesterday’s news that the Independent admits to writing “shit” stories, we being news that the Daily Express thinks Kate Middleton is a”bitch” (click the image):
express.co.uk/posts/view/241563/4979-days-since-di-was-murdered-who-does-this-bitch-thin-she-is?
The Express rehashes a press release based on a dating site’s opinion poll that Kate Middleton is more shaggable than Princess Diana.
The joke is, of course , that the Express has been shagging Diana’s bones ever since the celebrity royal shuffled off the Fabled Sixth Floor of Harvey Nichols.
Hence the Express URL:
“4769 Says Since Di Was murders Who Does This Bitch Thin She Is?
The four most Fanciable Royals are:
Princess Grace of Monaco (dead)
Queen Rania of Jordan (not dead)
Kate Middleton (not dead)
Diana (dead)
Helen Mirren and Cleopatra did not rank, which is surprising…
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Members of the Royal family, Prince Harry, Kate Middleton, centre, the girlfriend of Prince William and the Duchess of Cornwall, watch from the Galilee Porch entrance at St George's Chapel, Windsor as Prince William today joined other members of the Royal family as a Knight of the Garter.
Posted: 20th, April 2011 | In: Royal Family Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
