Justin Bieber Makes Terrifying Pest Perfume
JUSTIN Bieber may well be a matter of seconds old, but that doesn’t stop him from creaming every last penny out of the world’s prepubescent girls.
He’s launched a range of nail varnish as well as a singing toothbrush and, now, he’s behind a girl’s perfume that encourages the cell-sized singer to creep into your room like Dracula with an annoying fringe, only to sniff your neck and fly away like some perverted Peter Pan.
The perfume is called ‘Someday‘ – as in, ‘some day, I’m going to break into your house and act like a sex pest’ – and there’s a 30 second advert which backs all this worrying behaviour up.
He gurgled:
“Let’s be real, the way a girl smells is very important to a guy! I have such a deep connection with my fans, so creating a fragrance that I personally love is another way I can bring them closer to my world.”
So watch the video below and note the horrifying music that kicks things off. It’s like a gentle hip hop version of Candyman or something. We hope future commercials feature Bieber vomiting bees while chasing a screaming woman around a house while he tries to sniff her ear lobes.
PS – Justin Bieber smells of warm dog blankets and orange Chewits.
Posted: 25th, May 2011 | In: Music Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
