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Ghost Tries To Kill Woman Having Sex In Cemetrey

by | 6th, June 2011

WHEN visiting a relative’s grave at the Ahavath Israel cemetery in Hamilton, N.J, the 39-year-old woman and her male consort had sex.

At some point a tombstone fell on her leg. She did not die. But the assumption must be that a randy ghost saw an opportunity and went for it.

Anyone wishing to have sex by a relative’s grave should ensure that the dead is no closer in blood lines than a second cousin – lest the afterlife look a lot like rural Norfolk…

Spotter: Trenton Times



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