Anorak News | Sean Bean Gets Stabbed Outside Pub In Row Over His Bird, Which Is So Very Northern

Sean Bean Gets Stabbed Outside Pub In Row Over His Bird, Which Is So Very Northern

by | 15th, June 2011

LORD of the Rings star Sean Bean (pronounced Shaun Baun) has been stabbed. No really. He’s been stabbed with some glass by a man who intended to stab him with some glass. This isn’t one of those misleading stories where you’re vaguely told something and it transpires that you were being lead up the garden path.

Bean was involved in something of a scuffle outside a North London pub at the weekend. Sean was smoking a fag (not a euphemism) with his chum April Summers. She’s an ‘adult actress’ and many suspect that she’s the new beau of Bean after he got a divorce from his wife not too long ago.


Anyway, Bean was having a smoke outside one of his usual haunts – the Hill Bar and Brassiere in Camden, should you want to stalk him – and a passer-by decided to make lewd comments about April Summers. Of course, no man from Sheffield is going to take that, so he went and ‘had a word’.

So strong was the word that the passer-by decided to run away, before coming back threatening to bottle him. It was then, that Bean got a punch in the face and stabbed with broken glass.

However, Sean Bean isn’t a wimp. He declined a visit to hospital and decided that the best way to deal with it would be to go back in the pub and get some more booze in him.

A fellow drinker says:

“Sean is a regular here and we’ve never had any problems before. He was with a very attractive woman and an incident occurred outside the bar. He came in with a cut on his arm and a bruise on his eyebrow. We saw to his injuries with the first aid kit. He seemed ok and wanted to have another drink.”

How brilliantly Northern he is.

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