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Charlie Sheen May Reunite With Ex Wife, Which Is Great For Their Long Suffering Children

by | 14th, July 2011

IMAGINE being the spawn of Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller. They’ve been sat around, bored as hell, because daddy went straight and got a regular job again and mom was playing it kinda cool while the custody paperwork got sorted out.

Gone are those salad days when daddy would punch chandeliers, make prostitutes cry, snort suitcases of cocaine in one go and move a bunch of blonde, busty women in when mommy’s arse was slung out the door. Gone are those halcyon days when mom smoked crack pipes and was seen in dodgy car parks clinging to fistfuls of cash while waiting for a dealer to show up.

Things have gotten really, really boring.

BUT WAIT! Things are already looking up for those little tykes! See, Charlie and Brooke have both made sure that there’s no ‘random drug test’ section in the custody papers, which means that they’re free to get as high as they damn well please! Great news for the little ‘uns.

Even better, is that mommy and daddy may well start taking drugs together, just like the good ol’ days.

See, Mueller has been telling her chums that she’s been “hanging out” with Charlie Sheen again, and things are going so well that there’s even a chance of reconciliation.

She’s saying, forget all that nonsense that went before… we’re having a good time and have more in common than just the twins… so why not give it another shot? Straight in the vein.

It seems the door is tentatively open… which means that their could be a lot for plebs like us to write about very, very soon.



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