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Demi Lovato Isn’t Courting Ryan Phillipe, Right? Now Get Lost

by | 19th, July 2011

LADIES and gentlemen, here we have one of those magical anti-news stories. It’s commonplace for tabloids and glossy rags to tell you things that aren’t happening, so we’re going to join in.

The big non-news is that Ryan Phillippe and Demi Lovato are not dating. We’ve gone to great lengths to find out something that isn’t happening.

A source was asked if Ryan Phillipe wasn’t doing something, especially concerning suicidal teen star, Demi Lovato. The source said:

“He’s totally single.”

So there you have it. Other people that Ryan Phillipe isn’t having sex with include the actress Amanda Seyfriend, and he’s apparently no longer having sex with Alexis Knapp, despite everyone muttering that he’s the father of her baby, backed up by the fact that he was in the delivery room when the child was born. He’s also not having sex with Denise from The Cosby Show, the corpse of Janis Joplin and the night sky.

Just to clear that up.

Meanwhile, Lovato, who used to put up with the sexual advances of Joe Jonas, is linked to someone with a brilliant name – Wilmer Valderrama – and she’s widely reported to have a new dog, which is just wonderful.

So there you go. You now know a load of stuff that isn’t going on. Enriching stuff.

Posted: 19th, July 2011 | In: Celebrities Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink