Boy Aged 12 Headbutts Lover At 1:30am In Darwen Street: Rejoice
ANORAK will now deliver a story that has all the elements required to produce a dystopian image of this great country:
A 12-year old boy has been arrested for headbutting his girlfriend and burning her with a cigarette at 1:30am on a night out in Darwen. He claims she was flirting with his brother.
World ends.
PS – Admittedly she was not pregant and the ciggie was not a refer – but let’s not be greedy…
Spotter: Karen
Posted: 20th, July 2011 | In: Reviews Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink