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Fat And Skinny Kerry Katona Scores For Felchester Rovers

by | 13th, August 2011

ANORAK readers know that Kerry Katona and OK! magazine combine to make a modern comic book character. One day we will read that Katona has found a pair of football boots that once belonged to dead legend Dead Shot Keen and when she wears them she can’t stop scoring – no, not drugs, but actual goals for Premier League football team Felchester City.

In this week’s OK!, Katona is more cartoonish then ever.

In her diary, we learn:

“I wish people would stop thinking you need to be skinny to be successful. I’ve put on a stone and press are jumping all over it… It’s no wonder so may young girls feel under pressure to be skinny – they think size 10 is fat, but it’s not!”

Later, in an ‘at someone’s home with Kerry’, the prawn ring princess tells us:

“I’m not happy because I’ve put a stone on… I need to pull my finger out of my arse.”

And let some air out…

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THIS PICTURE IS FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY : Singer Kerry McFadden , of the girl band Atomic Kitten, performing on stage at the Disney Channel Kids Awards 2000, at the London Docklands Arena. * 10/1/2001: McFadden and Atomic Kitten's Kerry Katona are expecting a baby. The baby is due on September 5 the day before Kerry's 21st birthday. The pop star pair secretly got engaged last year but kept the news under wraps until a few weeks ago for fear of upsetting Westlife's millions of young fans. 18/1/2001: Kerry Katona, who is pregnant and will leave girl group Atomic Kitten for the health of her unborn child, her record company said. She is to be replaced by blonde Jenny Frost who was seen earlier this year among a party holidaying with the Duke of York in Thailand. Kerry, 20, is said to be leaving the band early in order to rest from the hectic schedule and prepare for the birth of her baby in September. 06/03/02 The former Atomic Kitten star turned TV presenter beat rivals including Victoria Beckham to the title of Celebrity Mum of the Year. Katona, who is married to Westlife's Bryan McFadden and mother to six-month-old Molly, got more than twice as many votes as Posh Spice in the online poll by toy firm The Blue Foot Bear Company.



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