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Satan Arrested In Washington

by | 15th, October 2011

SATAN has been arrested in Marysville, Washington.

Police wer called when Satan rang the doorbell of a man’s house. The homeowner answered. Satan said he wanted to speak with the man’s wife. The man asked Satan to leave. Satan then went to the front window and exposed himself to the man and his wife.

When police arrives, Satan was inside the homeowner’s vehicle, a truck.

He tried to escape, but police caught him. They asked him why he had exposed himself. He replied:

“Because his wife is hot.”

He also told police his name was Satan and he was about to start the truck with his penis.

Indeed. We now know why Satan has no need for pockets and keys…


Posted: 15th, October 2011 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink