Anorak News | Lindsay Lohan beat Miss Piggy to Elizabeth Taylor role

Lindsay Lohan beat Miss Piggy to Elizabeth Taylor role

by | 21st, February 2012

LINDAY Lohan is to play the part of Elizabeth Taylor in Lifetime’s made-for-TV biopic Elizabeth & Richard: A Love Story.  No Taylor’s wide-load hair or iris-blue eyes. Lohan will play all of Taylor.

Lohan is turning into the Judge Judy reject who can play every Hollywood great. Having done Marilyn Monroe for Playboy, and now Liz Taylor for Lifetime, Lohan will soon be doing impressions of other Hollywood legends. She’s already had a stab at Ghandi. Who can forget when Lohan went to India for Lindsay Lohan’s Indian Journey , a charity-driven travelogue in which for reasons never explained oe just unfathomable to even the producers, the  Herbie Fully Loaded star was sent to India to expose the country’s problem with child exploitation. Of course, the children ended up comforting Lohan, who looked like she needed it.

Lohan then topped her schtick of being as helpless as carrier bag blowing about a shopping precinct by donating money from sales of her branded leggings to a televised Haiti earthquake appeal and then being the subject of the heat report into one of her reab / jail stings:

“The star is struggling with even the most basic tasks in rehab. When someone handed Linsday the toilet brush, she had absolutely no idea what it was, or what to do with it.”

This is why Lohan gets to play Taylor. It’s not just because Miss Piggy was pre-booked…

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ELIZABETH TAYLOR [b.1932] American actress c.1950 ELIZABETH TAYLOR [b.1932] American actress c.1950 Date: 1932

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