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Harry Styles dating Shiloh Jolie-Pitt

by | 9th, January 2013

HARRY Styles is no loner dating Taylor Swift. Look out for Swift warbling a heart-break song soon, and Styles dating Prince Harry, Helen Mirren and another famous American, like Michelle Obama, Adam Lanza, Suri Cruise or Jennifer Aniston.

The flame for each with last so long as the PR-fed media deliver a portnameau, a nickname to lazily belch out when all else fails. As such the favourite ‘girlfiends’ among Harry’s management team are:

Pippa Middleton: Hippa
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt: Sharry
Marilyn Monroe: Marry
Lindsay Lohan: HaLo
Taylor Swift (reunion): Tyles

The least favourite:

Pippa Middleton – Pyles

Posted: 9th, January 2013 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink