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Justin Bieber can cause depression in non-golfers

by | 7th, March 2013

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JUSTIN Bieber is a pull-ups wearing, brattish popstar. But when he rocked up late on stage at London’s 02 he became a cause of lifelong depression. Virginia Blackburn tells Express readers:

WELL thanks for nothing, Justin Bieber, must have been the thought going through thousands of preteen minds as thousands of pre-teen hearts broke quite in two, never to be rendered whole again.

Sheesh! All that pain because a teenager behaves like a bit of a knob. Shock of shocks that the 18-year-old who squeezed the fan’s boob (parp!), hit his minder with a Nerf gun, smoked a Camberwell Carrot, showed his arse on Twitter and can’t pull up his trousers behaved like a wally. Can all grown women’s depression and adult angst be blamed on every teenage boy they ever encountered?

Can they be saved from the tears and the pills? Will Jesus-tattooed “Just-In Beaver” (yep, his nickname) go Britney or Wacko Jacko and give us all a salvation show? Did he vomit on stage because he’s possessed by demons?

Or will he endure the hormonal meltdown and discover a lean, mean grilling machine and pro-celebrity golf.

Millions of mums and medics watch with interest…


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Australian singer Cody Simpson and an unidentified guitarist perform in support of Justin Bieber, not pictured, at the o2 Arena in east London, Monday, March 4, 2013. (Photo by Joel Ryan/Invision/AP)

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