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Arsenal Balls: drive begins to get rid of smoking Wojciech Szczesny

by | 6th, January 2015

How do Arsenal get rid of their failing goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny?

Well, the biggest story in the world of sport, according to the Mirror, is that Szczesny followed his shoddy performance against Southampton – he got an assist for both Saints goals in a 2-0 defeat –  by smoking a cigarette in the shower:


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The Sun agrees that smoking a cigarette is a huge deal. But unlike the Mirror’s “Smoking Gun” it opts for ‘Smoking Gunn”.


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Both paper agrees that the Gunners’ ‘keeper was fined £20,000 for “SMOKING in the showers after a game”.

Fans of frugal Arsenal might hope the Pole smokes a pack a day, the £20,000-a-pop cigarettes boosting Arsenal’s coffers until Szczesny’s paying to pay and the club can afford a better alternative.


Unless it’s all just nonsense. The Sun waters down the fury of the smoking Gunner by calling the smoke “crafty” and “cheeky”:


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The report ends:

Former Arsenal star John Jensen had claimed on Danish TV that Szczesny, 24, had suffered a bitter fall-out with Wenger and would not play again this season. The club denied this specific allegation and say Szczesny remains part of their first-team plans.

And he will do just as soon as they can get shot of the player whose as use as as a wet fag…

Posted: 6th, January 2015 | In: Arsenal, Sports Comment | TrackBack | Permalink