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13 benefits of vaginal weightlifting

by | 8th, February 2015

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There are 10 Benefits Of Vaginal Weightlifting. We know this because Kim Anami has counted them.

As a holistic sex and relationship coach, I employ a host of different methods to improve people’s intimate lives. I’m currently on a global campaign to raise the awareness of vaginal superpowers.

You’ll believe a vagina can fly!

Vaginal Kung Fu is a method I teach for women to physically and emotionally reconnect to their vaginas, so they become more in tune with their sexual energy.

Adding, helpfully:

It’s like yoga. For your vagina.

By inserting a jade egg into the vagina and attaching a string to it, I “lift” any number of things: tropical fruits, gluten-free organic donuts, cold-pressed juices.

Does it work with cartons?

This strengthens the pelvic floor far more effectively than regular Kegels, and gives women sexual confidence and power.

Now for those 10 benefits:

1. A spare ‘pair of hands’ when bringing home the groceries.

2. Retrieving keys stuck down drains

3. Ice fishing

Those are ours. Kim adds (and these are just the highlights of her 10):

Have better orgasms. By better I mean, mind-, body- and spirit-altering orgasms that are longer, deeper, more intense, and include the ability to ejaculate.

Up your libido. When the vagina is weak, it feels numb. Sex is infinitely more pleasurable with a sensitive and articulate vagina.
A natural facelift. When you strengthen and pull up the pelvic floor muscles, you create an energetic lift throughout the entire body, which even registers in the face. I have had clients stop using Botox after beginning their lifting practice.

These things are possible for every woman: ping pong tricks, multiple orgasms, ejaculate that shoots across the room, and insane, life-changing pleasure.

Is there a vacuum cleaner attachment?


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