Anorak News | The Lean Muscle Suit turns wimps into bulging, venin-popping gym gods

The Lean Muscle Suit turns wimps into bulging, venin-popping gym gods

by | 8th, May 2015

Lean Muscle Suit


Hey, you, skinny!. Yeah, you. It’s time to get ripped, man. You need a muscles that draw you skin tighter than a Hollywood wife’s smile. But you’re too lazy and weak to work out. So why not step inside a Lean Muscle Suit?

The people at Flex Design Costumes tell us:

The Lean Muscle Suit provides a nice, slender tone and build for a more natural and realistic look and feel. Available in our full range of colors (shown here in Beige).

Flex Design muscle suits are constructed with a durable cotton/lycra or nylon/lycra unitard.

Our unique combination of materials has been carefully selected to provide a lightweight suit with great flexibility and range of motion.

Flex Design uses extra heavy duty zippers and stitching to ensure maximum quality and performance for the life of your suit.

Our muscle suits are skillfully assembled and constructed by hand, with each individual muscle carefully placed to provide the most anatomically correct suit for your height and build.

With our optional add-ons, you can create the most realistic muscle suit you’ve ever seen!

Veins: individual veins are put into place to provide an unbelievably real look and feel to each suit.

Airbrushing: contouring and highlighting give definition to each muscle group and create an outstanding suit that doesn’t need to be covered up.

Available in a range of skin tones:


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Yours for just shy of $1000.

Spotter: Cory Doctorow

Posted: 8th, May 2015 | In: The Consumer Comment | TrackBack | Permalink