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Sunderland Balls: alien life confirmed after Arsenal fail to score

by | 22nd, May 2015

Sunderlnd will be in the Premier League next season. For two weeks this season, Sunderland were in the relegation zone.

Dave Kidd notes in the Daily Mirror following Sunderland’s status-securing 0-0 draw with Arsenal:

“IT would have needed the footballing equivalent of a meteorite strike coupled with a confirmed sighting of alien life forms to have relegated Sunderland”

Or as the, er Daily Mirror also reports:

Sunderland offer Dick Advocaat the manager’s job full-time after relegation fight great escape

Dick Advocaat broke down in tears after Sunderland completed their amazing escape.

When you see aliens, call us…

 



Posted: 22nd, May 2015 | In: Sports Comment | TrackBack | Permalink