Bush trimmer spots Virgin Mary’s genitals in his log

Mike Iacovetta, 51, says of the slice of tree he keeps in his Denver, Colorado, garage:

“She is the key to my whole life.”

‘She’ is the Virgin Mary Mr Iacovetta says he can see in the log’s rings.

“The message is to come to the wood, pray to the wood and heal your spirit,” he explains. “Love and faith and kindness in the world.”

Praying won’t heel the tree, but it might make you wonder if the Virgin Mary should put some clothes on.

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