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Police seek disappointed penis pump gunman

by | 27th, December 2015

penis pump crimePolice in Saint Paul, Minnesota, are seeking a man who pulled a gun on store workers in a local sex shop. He was upset that the penis pump he’d purchased had failed to satisfy his dreams.

The store workers told the man the pump’s flat results were down to “operator error”. The man disagreed. He pulled out a handgun and pointed it at the clerk’s head. He demanded a new pump, which he received before fleeing.

Police say the penis pump bandit “remains at large” – but whether or not he’s now large enough remains to be seen.

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