Chuck Norris Is Mick Huckabee’s Sidekick
IN the world of presidential elections, who endorses you can be almost as important as what you believe in.
Thrice married Rudy Giuliani increased his moral credentials with the endorsement of televangelist Pat Robertson.
Mitt Romney allayed fears of his Mormon beliefs with the endorsement of Moral Majority co-founder Paul Weyrich.
Now it’s Republican former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee’s turn.
But Mike doesn’t need to prove his moral or conservative credentials. He’s an ordained southern baptist minister.
Nope, what the softly-spoken Mike needs to prove is that he’s got a pair. And what better way to prove that than with the endorsement of one of America’s most fearsome warriors: Chuck Norris.
“There’s no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard, only another fist,” Mike tells us in his latest campaign ad.”When Chuck Norris does a push up he isn’t lifting himself up, he pushing the earth down,” Mike adds.
“Chuck Norris doesn’t endorse. He tells America how it’s going to be.”
Are you threatening us Mike? Are you trying to scare us into voting for you?
Anorak says: Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
We sincerely hope not. Because we hear that Steven Seagal is a Democrat.
And Steven could have Chuck any day.
Posted: 19th, November 2007 | In: Politicians, Race For The White House Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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November 21st, 2007 at 2:59 am
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he says, “3 seconds.” If you respond, “3 seconds until what?” You get a round house to the chin.
November 21st, 2007 at 2:05 am
Chuck Connors was the star of “Branded”, Gloria, not Chuck Norris. Norris was “Walker, Texas Ranger” - rough and tumble (violent) show but morally very acceptable and entertaining.
November 20th, 2007 at 5:55 pm
Kemp knows hard men
November 20th, 2007 at 7:23 am
Ross Kemp could take Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal together, anytime, anywhere!
November 20th, 2007 at 3:44 am
I checked out Chuck’s weekly column and it’s really good! I didn’t know he wrote a weekly article– and he actually defends Huckabee’s various positions very well…
http://worldnetdaily.com/news/archives.asp?AUTHOR_ID=274
November 20th, 2007 at 3:43 am
Norris looks like Bonaduce in that last graphics frame
November 19th, 2007 at 6:43 pm
Actually, now I’ve read the article, it’s even more ironic - cos he will be known as the one who ran, unless of course I’ve got it wrong, and Chuck Norris wasn’t the one who starred in ‘Branded!’ …. to borrow Ade’s saying, “I’ll get me coat …. “
November 19th, 2007 at 6:36 pm
Isn’t Chuck Norris the one who did “Branded!” (Branded! Known as the one who RAAAAAAAN! WHAT do you do when y’r BRANDED, but y’ know y’r a MAAAAAN!) (all sing together….. “Branded! Known as the …………………)
November 19th, 2007 at 6:12 pm
Nice Ad. something different for a change. I’m beginning to like this guy.