Al Qaeda Targets Prince Harry’s Virgins In The Tin Cauldron
PRINCE Harry, leader of the Ronald McDonald Army, has been targeted by an Al-Qaeda cell, reports the News of the World.
What better person than Harry for a thrusting jihadi blade to befriend if he is to immerse himself in British life before blowing himself into enough bits to satisfy so many virgins?
To Boujis in a baseball cap! Tally-ban!
A “senior security source” tells the paper:
“In the last two weeks there has been specific intelligence of a threat to Prince Harry. Of course, given the source and the Prince’s status as a serving Army officer who has seen active service in Afghanistan, it is being treated seriously. Every precaution is being taken.”
Indeed, given that jihadis shun booze, Harry is being surrounded by a “Tin Cauldron” of lager.
He will remain within the blast(ed) zone until such a time as the risk is reduced, or he drinks his way free…
Picture: The Spine
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August 4th, 2008 at 9:58 am
10 out of 10 for that one, Anorak!!!
August 3rd, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Still no-one up for this?
According to the Mail’s headline today:
‘My MI5 husband DID set up Max Mosley, admits whip-wielding dominatrix’
In fact, the entire tragedy was precipitated by debt:
‘‘Also, the equipment I needed for my work was very expensive. For example, my throne of dark wood and red leather cost £800. It’s not the sort of thing you can pick up at MFI.’
I must confess that it never occurred to me that thrones are expensive…
August 3rd, 2008 at 4:33 pm
No-one’s finger on the button?
One more clue; the paper allegedly providing the alleged camera in the alleged corset was the News of the Screws…
August 3rd, 2008 at 4:32 pm
I wonder who the News of the Screws ’senior security source’ could be?
Your starter for 10:
‘Which alleged member of MI5 was allegedly recently sacked because of the alleged activity of his alleged wife featuring an alleged camera in her alleged corset?
August 3rd, 2008 at 11:09 am
One royal prince and two twin towers, doo-dah, doo-dah…
August 3rd, 2008 at 9:40 am
Come on Al Qaeda I`ll take you all on……
Oh yeah oh gınger one, you and whose army..