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Daily Wail: Swiss Fall Into Black Hole, Princess Diana Never Went Away And Skin Disease

by | 1st, September 2008

THE Daily Mail searches horro stories, medical reports and research notes for news, and finally its quest bears dividends:

MONDAY:

“Are we on the eve of destruction?” – It’s the Large Hadron Collider. It’s the “man-made black hole ‘could swallow the Earth’”. It’s on the French-Swiss border. So at least they’ll get it first…

“CREDIT CRUNCH WILL SEND CRIME SOARING – crime, violent, illegal working and even terrorist numbers will surge because of the economic downturn” – Good news for villains!

“No crunch threatens your home in the sun”drug-crazed arsonist Spaniards seeking revenge?

“Hospital gave me caesarean without pain relief”A mother’s non-epidural epidural saves NHS fortune

“MY TWO DOOMED DARLINGS – It’s the photo that breaks film giant Richard Attenborough’s heart – Diana the Princess he befriended, with Lucy, the granddaughter he adored. One would die in that Paris crash, the other in the tsunami. In our first extract from his moving memoirs, he reveals how their loss shattered him”

Part 2: “Why I just HATE being called Dickie”

Dickie…

”Vet’s warning over additives in pet food” – Like bits of rabbit fur, cow eyelid and non-organic wheat

“Can perfume make your unborn baby infertile?”If you drink it, maybe…

“HAS YOUR HOLIDAY WRECKED YOUR SKIN? Wrinkles, age spots and sagging… the real cost of summer away could be devastating. So can you run back the clock on your skin?”

No. You are f******, my friend. But might the credit crunch save your skin as you holiday in your wet and windy garden?…



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