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Barack Obama To Adopt Puppy Child

by | 27th, January 2009

“FIRST SON will save White House marriage.”

The first son is not Obama that was, as some assert, Jesus Christ. The first son is… Well, who? It’s the “WHITE HOUSE BABY SHOCKER!”

Says a source: “Whether or not they conceive is in God’s hands. They’re giving it about a year…”

It’s January now, so in about a year, just less it should be around Christmas and perfect for God to be fired up and ready to have his way with Michelle’s womb.

Failing that, the source says, they will try IVF. Or failing that they will

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