Michael Jackson Brain Pictures
MICHAEL Jackson Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Michael Jackson in the news -Jackson’s brain, the $100m corpse, mental illness and no nose…
THE big Wacko-ed Jacko news is that singer has had his brain reunited with his body. The brain has been washed, scrubbed and interrogated by the Peado Police. It will soon be rolled up and smoked by his fans to recapture the essence of the man.
First the news, as told by the caring Daily Mirror:
“Michael Jackson gets his brain back - paving the way for his funeral”
It turns out that Jackson’s mind was troubled. Yeah, who knew?
A coroner’s source yesterday said an autopsy on the 50-year-old’s body found widespread skin discolouration of chest, hands, back and genitals. It is believed this was a result of Jacko spilling a skin bleaching agent on himself while trying to compensate for the effects of vitiligo, a pigment disorder that causes discoloured patches.
The Mirror interrupts this update on the Jackson remains to show ambulatory opinion Ruby Wax advertising mental health disease.
Touching stuff.
BBC: “Is Michael Jackson a complete nutter or just misunderstood?”
Canada.com: “ANCIENT EGYPTIAN STATUE THRILLS JACKSON FANS”
Was Michael Jackson secretly trying to be “The Pharaoh of Pop?” An ancient Egyptian bust on display at the Field Museum in Chicago has been the focus of interest since the star’s death as visitors double-take at the eerie similarities between the 3,000-year-old statue and the singer.
The singer as he was born or as he was medic-made?
The limestone statue — which depicts an unidentified woman — went on display at the museum in 1988 and was carved during the New Kingdom. Like Jackson’s surgically-altered face, the carving has a distinct, upturned nose and rounded eyes.
A scraping here. A chisel there. A bit of sanding down and – et voila!
Celebrity Truth:” Jermaine Jackson: Michael’s Estate Has Made $100 Million”
Jermaine Jackson sat down for a chat with Larry King for a chat on Friday (August 7), discussing burial plans for the King of Pop and revealed that since Michael’s death on June 25, his estate has made almost $100 million dollars.
And they haven’t even put the coin slot by the crypt yet.
Michael Jackson - rest in pieces…
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Posted: 8th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (21) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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August 13th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
THIS MAKES ME WANT TO THROW THE F.. UP!U M…F…. DID ENOUGH TALKING ABOUT HIM WHEN HE WAS ALIVE.!!!LET HIM FREAKING REST IN PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 13th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
Eeh, it’s Jade Goody all over again. Love it!!!
August 13th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
This is pure bull!! They don’t keep your whole brain after an autospy. Get your facts straight.
August 13th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
you make me fucking sick you horrible cold hearted bastards. just fucking leave him alone. Whoever wrote this article thing, you really need to grow up and have some respect. ignorant bastards.
August 13th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
He could be right. That brain looks pretty sick to me. A little poorly anyway
August 13th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Some people are so rude!
August 13th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
This is not satire,its shit and sick.
Moderator - and in the Media
August 9th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
do you people seriously call yourselves professional reporters/journalists? if so it’s truly a sad world we live in.
Moderator- We satirise the Media, complain to all the newspapers individually , not us
August 9th, 2009 at 9:26 am
THIS IS NOT REAL AND THIS IS NOT SATIRE: THIS IS REAL RUBBISH.
HAVEN’T YOU HAD ENOUGH? SHAME ON YOU.
August 9th, 2009 at 9:10 am
Yes close the sight or I will hold my breath until I turn blue. You have been warmed. Officially!
August 9th, 2009 at 3:37 am
they make me so effing sick.
August 9th, 2009 at 3:36 am
um ewwww? that is soo not right.this sight is nothin’byt a gimmick.
August 9th, 2009 at 3:20 am
leave michael alone and go to hell!!!! u morons and vomits
August 9th, 2009 at 3:15 am
not fucking funny
August 9th, 2009 at 1:26 am
Would it be satire if this article was about your mom? Sister, brother or other family member? I doubt it. Something is always funny as long as it is not you or yours. A–hole. I hope you recieve the same treatment in death. Reap what you sow.
August 9th, 2009 at 1:18 am
Disrespect to the fullest without saying fuck. That’s disrespect but not as we know it
August 9th, 2009 at 1:07 am
I do not read tabloids at all … if I cross one of the fucking people who write such shit articles, i will kill them!
Hey misters and misses tabloids … you do not deserve to live for all bad things you invente and hurt you caused to innocent people.
Hopefully, tomorrow when you cross the street, a big truck as big as your stupidity will run over you … and good riddance your f…..g nut !
August 8th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
We advise you to take this web-site down immediately otherwise we will have to take te appropriate legal action. I do sincerely hope this isn’t neccessary.
August 8th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
disrespect to the fullest! muthaf–k the media!
August 8th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
THAT’S NOT REAL. THIS SITE IS SICK. THIS IS COMPLETELY CROSSING ALL BOUNDARIES.
Moderator - its real and its satire
August 8th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
what the f–k leave the man alone