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Michael Jackson Brain Pictures

by | 8th, August 2009
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jackson-brainMICHAEL Jackson Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Michael Jackson in the news -Jackson’s brain, the $100m corpse, mental illness and no nose…

THE big Wacko-ed Jacko news is that singer has had his brain reunited with his body. The brain has been washed, scrubbed and interrogated by the Peado Police. It will soon be rolled up and smoked by his fans to recapture the essence of the man.

First the news, as told by the caring Daily Mirror:

“Michael Jackson gets his brain back – paving the way for his funeral”

It turns out that Jackson’s mind was troubled. Yeah, who knew?

A coroner’s source yesterday said an autopsy on the 50-year-old’s body found widespread skin discolouration of chest, hands, back and genitals. It is believed this was a result of Jacko spilling a skin bleaching agent on himself while trying to compensate for the effects of vitiligo, a pigment disorder that causes discoloured patches.

The Mirror interrupts this update on the Jackson remains to show ambulatory opinion Ruby Wax advertising mental health disease.


Touching stuff.

BBC: “Is Michael Jackson a complete nutter or just misunderstood?” “ANCIENT EGYPTIAN STATUE THRILLS JACKSON FANS”

Was Michael Jackson secretly trying to be “The Pharaoh of Pop?” An ancient Egyptian bust on display at the Field Museum in Chicago has been the focus of interest since the star’s death as visitors double-take at the eerie similarities between the 3,000-year-old statue and the singer.

The singer as he was born or as he was medic-made?

The limestone statue — which depicts an unidentified woman — went on display at the museum in 1988 and was carved during the New Kingdom. Like Jackson’s surgically-altered face, the carving has a distinct, upturned nose and rounded eyes.

A scraping here. A chisel there. A bit of sanding down and – et voila!

Celebrity Truth:” Jermaine Jackson: Michael’s Estate Has Made $100 Million”

Jermaine Jackson sat down for a chat with Larry King for a chat on Friday (August 7), discussing burial plans for the King of Pop and revealed that since Michael’s death on June 25, his estate has made almost $100 million dollars.

And they haven’t even put the coin slot by the crypt yet.

Michael Jackson – rest in pieces…


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