An Invitation To Pop Hannah Montana’s Cherries
TEEN Star Hannah Montana is not to star in Disney Jailbait – Home On The Range, On The Drier, On The Porch - yet, but you can appreciate her talents by chewing on her official oral sex training gums, and pop a bag of her official Red Cherries.
It’s all deliciously tasteful, of course.
Says one Montana fan from his caravan park home on the North Wales coast:
“It’s like actually licking her pole dancer’s pole, only in a plastic bag.”
Miley Cyrus is a virgin…
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Posted: 13th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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August 20th, 2009 at 9:45 am
Please hannah montana can you accept my invitation.
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August 13th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
oh dear - I fear we have lost him, Anorak…..!
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August 13th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
hannah can u rite me back it would be gud to b u frend or r u on bebo plese
August 13th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Yampster - pull yourself together for goodness’ sake…!!!!
August 13th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Hannah if you read this stay true babe if u com to uk u can stay at mine. say hullo to litle tooomie 4 me XXX