An Invitation To Pop Hannah Montana’s Cherries
by Anorak | 13th, August 2009
TEEN Star Hannah Montana is not to star in Disney Jailbait – Home On The Range, On The Drier, On The Porch – yet, but you can appreciate her talents by chewing on her official oral sex training gums, and pop a bag of her official Red Cherries.
It’s all deliciously tasteful, of course.
Says one Montana fan from his caravan park home on the North Wales coast:
“It’s like actually licking her pole dancer’s pole, only in a plastic bag.”
Miley Cyrus is a virgin…
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Posted: 13th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (5) | TrackBack | Permalink
