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Michelle Obama Tries For A Baby As Larry Craig’s Gay Obama Story Goes To Congress

by | 6th, October 2009

obama-gayLARRY Sinclair says he had sex and did drugs with Barack Obama in 1999. He’s written about it on his book “Barack Obama & Larry Sinclair – Coke, Sex Lies & Murder”.

The title shows just how serious things are, with Craig putting his own name below Obama’s. Should the book sell well then look out for Larry Craig & Barack Obama – More, Coke, More Sex, More Lies & More Murder II.

Should that also be a hit, then Craig will surely set about creating a book that itself enters the Guinness Book of Records for the longest title and the most use of ampersands. So long will the title be that there will be another book needed for the actual copy.

It’s impressive stuff from Sinclair, who has self-published his first tome.

Now in “MICHELLE WINS”, the Enquirer tells us that Michelle Obama has succeeded in getting the book, er, ignored. Says Craig:

“I think it’s time to start exposing the truth in a less public way.”

Because if you are going to expose something you need to do it in private. Craig, who broadcast his expose on YouTube, goes on:

“The book is out there now – it’s in the Library of Congress. If someone wants to buy the rights and take the book of the market that wouldn’t be hurting me one bit at this point.”

Which is an indication that the book is selling only slightly better than Ashley Cole’s autobiography.

For Michelle Obama’s part, her plan has, reportedly gone well.

“Part of her strategy was to make sure the President was photographed participating in manly pursuits – throwing a football, shooting baskets and posing with a beautiful young White House assistant.”

Had that failed, Obama would have gone to Straight Stage II and dry-humped Michelle on the White House lawns before eyeing up a young Brazilian girl and befriending Silvio Berlusconi’s harem live on an over Italian telly.

A source adds:

“She even tried to get pregnant in an effort to dispel the gay rumours.”

You may have noticed that Obama has two children already. A third child would have finally put the gay rumours to bed, just as it has done for Tom Cruise.

In other news, celebrity biographer Christopher Anderson says Obama is a “babe magnet”. You can read all about it in Barack and Michelle: Portrait of an American Marriage.

Such are the facts…



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