Anorak | Mark Croft Tows Kerry Katona Into A Pub For £50 A Time

Mark Croft Tows Kerry Katona Into A Pub For £50 A Time

by | 24th, October 2009

6886551 HOW much shopping can you do in Iceland for £50? That question to you, Kerry Katona, as the NoTW reports:

“Kerry Katona’s low-life husband Mark Croft is flogging her for personal appearances at £50 a time.”

Anorak wonders what constitutes an appearance? Is, say, having Kerry stick out her tongue in your direction an appearance? If so, Croft might be chancing his arm and trying to test the limits of Kerry’s market value.

If a tongue poke is £50, how much for full two-fingered salute; having her slur your name; or her grabbing your tits and gurning?

The NoTW couches the Kerry Katona price list in more facts:

Croft, who has just taken delivery of a £26,395 Ford Focus RS, is touting the Kerry-grams in boozers all over Warrington, according to a pal. For £50 cash, he promises landlords he will turn up with Kerry in tow for a night in the pub. Lucky customers then get to enjoy a pint watching Kerry, 29, get rat-faced.

The car is introduced. Then we read that Croft moves with “Kerry in tow”. These facts

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