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School’s Ban On Pencils And Other Weapons Of Mass Destruction

by | 29th, November 2010

THE pencil is banned at North Brookfield Elementary School, MA.

Wendy Scott and Susan LaFlamme, two sixth-grade teachers, delivered a missive to parents detailing that all pencils are banned outside the classroom.

Any student found with a pencil “would be assumed to have the implement to build weapons”, or to have stolen it.

Thankfully, the threat has passed and pencils are now permitted, although the X-Rays and pat-downs may continue…

Incidentally, the school’s superintendent is called Gordon L. Noseworthy.

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