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Peter Andre And Kerry Katona’s Christmas Together: What Lies Within OK!

by | 22nd, December 2010

PETER Andre is on the cover of OK!. He’s giving the camera a big muppet-mouthed smile while shoving a generous fairy cake into his daughter Princess TenaLadii’s face. Not so very long ago, the child mother, the Teflon-coated Katie Price, told us via Twitter:

“I want to withdraw them from the public eye as I want them to have as normal a childhood as possible and want them to choose what they want.

Can this outing be related to that Tweet?

While we wonder at that, we study the latest installment in the made-for-idiots fauxmance between Peter and Kerry Katona, the former queen of own-brand ketchups. On the OK! cover, she is sat next to Peter, dandling one child on her knee while another gives us a small-toothed, hesitant smile.

Says the headline:

“Peter & Kerry – It’s Our First Christmas together.”

By together, they mean on the books of the same agent. And by together they mean that Kerry and her brood have been photoshopped onto a tableau of sentimental Peter and his kidzzzz.

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