Jersey Man Pay’s £78,000 For Kate Middleton Old Dress (Still Warm And Unwashed?)
THE man who bought Kate Middleton’s see-through dress for £78,000 is Jersey’s Nicky Roberts. He’s the nephew of Jersey David Gainsborough-Roberts owners of the world’s largest genuine collection of Monroe second-hands goods, aka memorabilia.
Some readers may find it big creepy to buy a woman’s dress (still warm and unwashed is extra?) but not our patron, Old Mr Anorak, who exchanged a few shares in Gaddafi Enterprises for Kate’s roller blading garb (to be worn over Queen Elizabeth’s used knickers).
Tickets for the Wills & Kate Official Roller Blading Dinner Dance will be available from the reception to the side of Boodle’s on Pall Mall…