Jersey Man Pay’s £78,000 For Kate Middleton Old Dress (Still Warm And Unwashed?)

THE man who bought Kate Middleton’s see-through dress for £78,000 is Jersey’s Nicky Roberts. He’s the nephew of Jersey David Gainsborough-Roberts owners of the world’s largest genuine collection of Monroe second-hands goods, aka memorabilia.

Some readers may find it big creepy to buy a woman’s dress (still warm and unwashed is extra?) but not our patron, Old Mr Anorak, who exchanged a few shares in Gaddafi Enterprises for Kate’s roller blading garb (to be worn over Queen Elizabeth’s used knickers).

Tickets for the Wills & Kate Official Roller Blading Dinner Dance will be available from the reception to the side of Boodle’s on Pall Mall…

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Kate Middleton, girlfriend of Prince William, hosting Time to Reflect, an exhibition of limited edition photographs of celebrities by Alistair Morrison, at the Bluebird, London which Miss Middleton arranged to raise funds for UNICEF.

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Posted: 19th, March 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family Comment | TrackBack | Permalink