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Jersey Man Pay’s £78,000 For Kate Middleton Old Dress (Still Warm And Unwashed?)

by | 19th, March 2011

THE man who bought Kate Middleton’s see-through dress for £78,000 is Jersey’s Nicky Roberts. He’s the nephew of Jersey David Gainsborough-Roberts owners of the world’s largest genuine collection of Monroe second-hands goods, aka memorabilia.

Some readers may find it big creepy to buy a woman’s dress (still warm and unwashed is extra?) but not our patron, Old Mr Anorak, who exchanged a few shares in Gaddafi Enterprises for Kate’s roller blading garb (to be worn over Queen Elizabeth’s used knickers).

Tickets for the Wills & Kate Official Roller Blading Dinner Dance will be available from the reception to the side of Boodle’s on Pall Mall…

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Members of the Royal family, Prince Harry, Kate Middleton, centre, the girlfriend of Prince William and the Duchess of Cornwall, watch from the Galilee Porch entrance at St George's Chapel, Windsor as Prince William today joined other members of the Royal family as a Knight of the Garter.



Posted: 19th, March 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family Comment | TrackBack | Permalink