Anorak | Will Smith And Jenny Cannybody Lose Super Injunction Fight: Spoilt Rich Bastards Got Theirs First

Will Smith And Jenny Cannybody Lose Super Injunction Fight: Spoilt Rich Bastards Got Theirs First

by | 9th, May 2011

JENNY Cannybody, 30, of Scotswood Road, Newcastle upon Tyne is never likely to get the superinjunction she craves to stop the exposure of the fact she is having her bones humped to breaking point by Will Smith. (No not that one).

This Will Smith is, as fable has it, a 42-year-old North Shields butcher and, according to Jennifer in a Newcastle’s Bigg Market pub rest room tête-à-têtes with her mates, likes a good time, has a bit of brass and knows how to wield his pork sausage the right way. (“If you know warra mean, like”)

Jenny needs a superinjunction because she was silly enough not to check who else was in the Tyneside pub and her live-in partner and dad to at least one of her four kids, Big Kev, is likely to read the sad truth scrawled up on the urinal wall of his local before too long. It is more likely he will have it read to him by one of the kids (not his) when they get it on a social website today. There remains no pleasure sweeter than giving it to your step-dad right in the gonads.

It is then Jenny would be desperate for a superinjunction because when Big Kev finds out he will probably once again headbutt her (usually an activity reserved for Geordie foreplay).

Jenny will never get a Superinjunction granted by a London High Court Judge under the provisions of the Euro Human Rights Acts because she is neither rich, a celebrity, Premier league footballer, media slapper nor a minor-major politico.

She will, just as the majority of the rest of us, have to endure when indiscretions are revealed.

That is what is wrong with the concept of a Privacy Law… created out

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