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Kerry Katona: ‘Stacey Solomon’s smoking Silk Cut – it’s not a real cigarette’

by | 14th, March 2012

KERRY Katona says her fellow former celebrity mum of the year Stacey Solomon did nothing wrong in smoking throughout her pregnancy because:

“Let’s be honest, Stacey’s smoking Silk Cut – it’s not even a real cigarette.”

It’s a fake ciggie, a toy, if you will.

This is Katona who slurred her words on ITV’s This Morning, made bipolarism the go-ahead celebrity mental illness, lost her job advertising Iceland’s frozen squirrel Boozy Brownies for taking cocaine, was filmed apparently takin cocaine in her en-suite bathroom, was held up in armed robbery at her home, shagged behind a Tesco (allegedly) and featured in the telly show Kerry Katona: Crazy in Love in which she and now ex-husband Number 2 appeared dressed in a straight jacket.

Says Katona:

“My life is a soap-opera. You’ve got the press, who are like the scriptwriters, and then you’ve got the characters, who are the celebrities. Then the scriptwriters go ‘Okay, what episode is going to get the best ratings? I know, let’s kill off Harold Bishop!’ so the directors kill off Harold – just like they tried to kill Jade Goody.”

Katona needs to be the victim of horrible situations – fostered out four times when a child, cheated on by former husband Number 1 Brian McFadden on his Stag night – remain fertile or spout asinine comments to keep earning. He life is her career. And if that life ever gets to being settled and productive her brand is finished.

Can Katona keep the tragedies coming and survive?



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