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Wild deer runs through the streets of Chelmsford to signal end of world

by | 4th, January 2013

BADGERS are collapsing roads , tiny horses are using public transport , cows are harder than you and catfish are killing land mammals . Slowly but surely, animals are showing humans that they’re coming for them and that mankind’s time is nearing an end.

We’ve been warning you all for ages, yet no-one is taking us at all seriously.

The people of Chelmsford in Essex aren’t laughing. Firstly, they’re represented by TOWIE and secondly, a wild deer has galloped through the city’s streets, knocking over people as it went, clearly on a scouting mission by forest dwellers to see if beasties can start overthrowing us or not.

A woman in

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