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‘Dead’ Simon Cowell has a baby girl and lots of sex (says Daily Star)

by | 14th, April 2013

EDS14 001 _ 1ST IN 2011, the Daily Star told us that Simon Cowell was dead . But then by page 2 readers noticed that the “TELLY KING’S” features were frozen by Botox not rigor mortis and Cowell was alive.

Two years later and the Star has more front-page news on Cowell:


For breakfast? For her skin? Cowell is quoted:

“Would I adopt? No, I think I would rather have my own but I wouldn’t rule it out either. I have to say I would prefer a girl.”

How’s that for a “WORLD EXCLUSIVE”? Well, the Mirror thinks it’s a good story, reporting:

“Would I like kids? If I knew I could be, and how could I put this delicately, faithful, then yes. I do like kids. I’m not sure I would be a good dad for the first six months or so but once they know who I am, I would like it. I definitely haven’t ruled out ­having children.”

The story that Simon Cowell has no children is in every tabloid. But only the Star dresses it up as

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