Karen Danczuk and Simon’s twitter divorce: RT if you want a sex tape
KAREN Danczuk spent more than seven hours with her personal trainer as he stayed the night at her house. Athletic Ben Bate sneaked into the 31-year-old’s marital home late on Thursday — just five days after she split with husband Simon, a Labour MP.
Photos of the man are captioned:
Karen works out in the park with personal trainer Ben
Ben outside Karen’s house on Wednesday evening
He walks into the house
Looking out of the window shortly before midnight
Personal trainer leaves in the early hours
Thrilling stuff that any private dick should appreciate.
The pick of the photos, however, is the one labelled:
Wearing T-shirt for Ben’s gym
That T-shirt attracted Simon to tweet:
Using our family breakup to help a ‘friend’ promote his gym in @TheSun & @MailOnline. Fav if #tacky RT if #classy.
‘RT’ if you want to promote the gym futher; ‘Fav’ is you, er, want to promote the gym further.
Blessedly, Karen responded:
“To clarify Im not attempting to advertise my PT, Nike or New Balance running trainers. It’s literally just a run.”
We could be witnessing the first twitter divorce.
For what it’s worth, she says talk of an affair is bunkum:
“Seriously I’m not having an affair. Ben has been an amazing friend. We’ve had to speak more these days because everyone has been accusing us of having an affair. But God’s honest truth we’re not having an affair. We’re really just friends.”
In other Danczuk news, the Times says:
She is the self-proclaimed “selfie queen”, famed for putting racy photos on Twitter. He is the blunt Labour MP who said six weeks before the general election that voters viewed Ed Miliband as a “f***ing knob.” Simon and Karen Danczuk had become Westminster’s answer to the Kardashians…
Kardashian success was launched on a sex tape and has rested on Kim Kardashian buttocks ever since. Is Karen Danczuk set to show us that she’s no one-trick pony and, to paraphrase the words of Dolly Parton, prove she’s not just a big front but a good ass, too? Is Simon going to sing, pout and reappear as Simone?
Make it happen and we’ll all buy the T-shirt.