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Skatey Kate Middleton Makes Jan Moir Eat Her Teddy

PRINCE William’s lover, the leggy Kate Middleclass, is, like her man, playing at dress ups. Yesterday, Kate was in the papers dressed as a roller (S)Kate-r.

She was “Disco Queen Kate” (Express); “ECHOES OF PRINCESS DI” (Sun); “ROLLER SKATING” (Sun). And the Mail heralded her on its front page as “Skatey Katy”, looking on as she heading to her roller disco in “sober black boots”.

One day on and Kate Middleton is still in her green spandex top, yellow short shorts and roller skates. Has she been home yet?

She’s on the ground. “KATE IN A STATE,” says the Sun. It’s “Skating Kate’s tumble,” says the Express. And the Mail asks: “Is this a portrait of the future Queen of England?”

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Posted: 19th, September 2008 | In: Royal Family, Tabloids | Comments (5) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0